mark: i had a dream last night that another girl hit on me...and i was like, whoah, jesus loves you, but i'm married
me: what are we gonna do when mary comes in town to visit us? we need to have something fun to do with her
mark: we could go downtown to that museum, discovery place. i think they have like a kids fun zone or something.
me: mark, mary is in college.
me: what's wrong
mark: i just got stressed out because there were piles and piles of dishes in the sink and i had to wash them all before we went out of town for the weekend
me: well, you didn't have to wash them
mark: (throwing his hands up in the air in despair) and that is a fundamental difference between me and you
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more of these conversations please
oh i love posts like this. makes me laugh everytime.
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yes!! I love these! For the record, my brother would want to take me to discovery place too. Weird.
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Love it. Denise- did you have any idea before you said "I do"? haha
i love these kinds of posts too! :)
I loved this. And, I'm glad to see I am not the only messy wife with a crazy clean freak husband. (No offense, Mark.)
encore. encore.
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