Wednesday, March 26, 2008

no socks

so i have to tell this story. for the last few weeks mark has been dropping not-so-subtle hints that he wanted me to buy him some dress socks. (since he wore carharts and tennis shoes every day at his last job, he has never needed dress socks and he probably owns like three pairs) so anyway, every night for like two weeks, we'd be getting ready for bed, and he'd go, man, i really need some dress socks. and i would say, why don't you buy some. basically he wanted me to do this errand for him. but i never did. so the other day he was getting ready for work and didn't have any clean socks, so he wore his boat shoes, without socks, thinking that this would be fine. he gets to work and basically all of the guys there let him have it. they're all in their 50s or 60s. they were like, mark, did someone tell you it was casual Friday or something? and, are you looking for the flooring department? (because apparently the guys don't dress as nice down there) then later they were in a sales meeting and at the end, the guy leading the meeting asked if anyone wanted to recognize anyone else- meaning for a job well done. and one of the guys goes, i'd like to recognize mark flanders, for not wearing any socks today. so basically mark left the office that day, drove to tj maxx and bought some dress socks. and he said the lady who was the cashier looked down at the socks and looked back at him and said, i have never in my life seen a man buy his own dress socks.

8 comments:

Mark and Denise said...

babe, you're funny. you should write a book soon. that would be our best money making scheme!

Lauren H said...

d & m... I'm going to need some pics of this new house you speak of really soon.. (the inside i am meaning) cause i'm soo excited for yall and slightly so i can vicariously live through your owning of a house :)

ally said...

this actually sounds like a scene from a movie. absolutely comical.

summerae said...

this is hilarious. i think maybe mark should try my solution. i wear my socks like 3 or 4 times before i wash them. i thought this was completely normal until i got married and derek informed me that it was disgusting:).

Kim Tapp said...

that is hilarious.

Jon and Laura Hoyle said...

that story was hilarious!

kalle said...

every single thing about this is funny. i don't know where to begin...can you just carry a video camera around with you two at all times please? some of us live across the country

Unknown said...

oh wow, this is hilarious.