Denise: I hate driving the Infiniti. Can you give me my car back please?
Mark: Denise, the Infiniti is a luxury sedan
Denise: Mark, it’s seventeen years old
Mark: When that car was brand new it sold for $40,000!
Mark (looking at a puddle of water on the bathroom floor): so, did you take a shower inside the shower or outside of it this morning?
Denise: Mark, can you do me a favor and taste this brownie and tell me if it’s good?
Mark: What if I don’t want to?
Denise: Is that really a possibility?
Also, two times recently when we were riding in the car together, a song came on and Mark says to me, "this song always makes me think about you." Were the songs gushy love songs? False. The first one is a country song (by Sugarland) that is about a girl whose alarm goes off but she oversleeps, has to go to work with no coffee, no shower and arrives an hour late with two different shoes on. And you should know the second one: “..you’re hot then you’re cold, you’re yes then you’re no…” How exactly does that song describe me? I thought I was the epitome of consistency. ☺
7 comments:
hilarious. yall are made for each other.and i am made to read these conversations and laugh my face off so keep them coming. love you m & d
denise... i wandered on to your blog and just had to let you know that all of your denise/mark conversations leave me laughing out loud. hope you are doing well! - kelly (veerman)
mark i feel your pain. i feel like i could go swimming through the bathroom before getting to the shower. you girls ;)
that is pure romance. i love it.
i love it too. and since when are girls the ones who leave puddles in the bathroom?
i miss you : ). this post makes me miss you. that doesn't really mean anything except that you're hilarious and i would like more laughter in my life. love you D
these are my favorite things to read of the twos of you...hope all is well...much lov...*b
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