mark: i had a dream last night that another girl hit on me...and i was like, whoah, jesus loves you, but i'm married
me: what are we gonna do when mary comes in town to visit us? we need to have something fun to do with her
mark: we could go downtown to that museum, discovery place. i think they have like a kids fun zone or something.
me: mark, mary is in college.
me: what's wrong
mark: i just got stressed out because there were piles and piles of dishes in the sink and i had to wash them all before we went out of town for the weekend
me: well, you didn't have to wash them
mark: (throwing his hands up in the air in despair) and that is a fundamental difference between me and you
